When Jesus met sinners, he told them they were forgiven.  When he met social outcasts, he said they were accepted.  When he met strait-laced religious people, he told them they knew nothing about God. When Jesus speaks, prepare to be surprised. In this book Steve Ayers considers what Jesus might say to David Beckham/Big Brother/Eminem/Harry Potter/ Philip Pullman/Paula Radcliffe/ Anne Robinson/Homer Simpson/Robbie Williams/ YOU?